Okay, folks, buckle up because this story is truly bizarre. Remember that awful *Disney's Cory in the House* game for the Nintendo DS? The one that was basically shovelware even back in 2008? Well, thanks to the internet's peculiar sense of humor, it's now selling for *hundreds* of dollars on eBay.
Disney Game Worth $$$?! Viral Campaign Sends Price...
I'm not kidding. This isn't some elaborate prank. Apparently, a long-running, likely ironic, campaign – fueled in part by the denizens of 4chan – has propelled *Cory in the House* to near-mythical status. The goal? To make it the highest-rated game on Metacritic, based solely on user reviews. And guess what? They're succeeding. It's already surpassed *The Last of Us*, *The Witcher 3*, and *Resident Evil 4* in user score.
Now, I'm old enough to remember when this game actually came out. I didn't play it myself, but I definitely saw it gathering dust on store shelves. The reviews were abysmal. IGN, for instance, gave it a scathing 3/10, calling the controls "clunky" and the presentation "insultingly stupid." And yet, here we are.
The financial implications are, frankly, mind-boggling. Recent eBay sales show copies fetching upwards of $399.97. Some active auctions are even *asking* for $700! Completed listings earlier this week show sales exceeding $100, which is a massive jump from last year when you could snag a copy for around $15. It's a classic case of manufactured scarcity meets internet irony.
So, what does this mean for you? Well, if you happen to have a copy of *Disney's Cory in the House* lurking in a drawer somewhere, congratulations! You're sitting on a potential goldmine. Maybe now's the time to cash in. Or, you know, hold onto it and see if this ridiculous bubble keeps inflating. Who knows? In a few years, it might be worth *thousands*… probably not, but hey, stranger things have happened.
Ultimately, this whole saga just proves the power of the internet to elevate the absurd. A game that was universally panned is now a coveted collector's item. It's a testament to the internet's ability to turn trash into treasure, or at least something vaguely resembling treasure. Just don't expect it to be a fun game.
*Editor's Note: I reached out to Tom Phillips at IGN (tom_phillips@ign.com, @tomphillipseg.bsky.social) for comment on this story, but have not yet received a reply. I'll update this article if and when I do.*
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